August312014

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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(via lohanthony)

10PM

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via bitcoyn)

10PM

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via joshpeck)

10PM

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via joshpeck)

August302014

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via perks-of-being-chinese)

August292014

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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(Source: autistichatchworth, via ghostsfacer)

11PM

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

11PM

staff:

Have a great weekend, Tumblr. 

(Source: 7ae)

11PM

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via lohanthony)

11PM

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

(via small-simple-safe-price)

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